Optimized Procrastination

Author: Panda-emic

Daily’s Secret Life #5

Daily’s Spending Habits

Recently Daily has been eyeing a game called, ‘Stardew Valley’ which costs ten dollars on Steam. He really wants to buy a copy for him and his girlfriend, but his girlfriend says no because she isn’t a gamer and also because Daily has no money!

This isn’t the only incident of Daily thinking he has money to spare. Every time Daily and his girlfriend go on dates, Daily buys a Coca-cola drink at the restaurant. Now, everyone knows drink prices are super inflated at these places. He buys a 600ml bottle of coke for four dollars when a 2L bottle can be bought at a supermarket for half that price! Even a small pack of twelve 300ml bottles is only sixteen dollars there. Daily thinks he’s a king or something… ( ´థ౪థ) What a joke.

Now some of you may be thinking that Daily gets money from his translation work. That is true, but have you seen him do any work recently…? ( ′Д`)p Thumbs down, nope! Basically, he has absolutely no money so more often than not his (working) girlfriend pays for the extra costs.

Actually, why is Daily’s girlfriend dating this leech again? (ভ_ ভ) ރ // ┊ \\ Hit the road, Daily, we’re over!


Daily’s Secret Life #4

Daily’s Old Age

Daily has recently been embracing the old man lifestyle. Not too long ago, he claimed to only need six hours of sleep. After his girlfriend’s persistence, he has begun to sleep a little longer. However now, rather than sleeping for six hours, he’s only awake for six hours! Daily has become an old man who needs to take a nap every so often. (- o – ) zzZ

More evidence supporting Daily’s aging is the need to for some reason drink a lot of coffee even when he is sleeping for eighteen hours a day. Not only that, his brain is deteriorating and he mistook flour for creamer… (´д`、) It makes Daily’s girlfriend very concerned. Readers should be a little bit kinder to Daily-ojisan, since he has been sleeping so much that he cannot work on any translating!

Daily’s eyesight has also become bad. He keeps asking his girlfriend how to see stuff on the webtoon he is working on. He frequently complains about how his eyes hurt after cleaning.

He gets mad at his girlfriend for revealing the truth about him. In fact, he is just a cranky old man. (ÒДÓױ) Do not be disillusioned.

Daily’s Secret Life #3

Daily’s Profile Page

Daily is a very short and thin man. He likes to think he is tall, but in reality he is only 168cm (5ft6). (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑) He’s also very lean and currently, most of his muscles are gone since he’s being lazy and not really working out. His ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  is big and girthy though. He has sexy chocolate brown skin, brown eyes and black hair, but doesn’t have any facial hair. Unfortunately, that means he can’t really grow a moustache like Hilter. Daily is sometimes disappointing.

Daily’s birthday is on September 4 (just a few days ago) and he is now twenty-two! Happy belated birthday Daily! Daily said he would like a Totoro jacket for his birthday or more funny socks, just so you guys know. His girlfriend is very poor, so it’d be nice if readers could get him something.

His blood type is unknown, but he thinks it’s AB+. It’s probably not, seeing as how one of his parents are O blood.

Daily’s favourite food are mangoes. He especially loves mango cheesecake. He claims not to like cheese, but he really likes it. He buys very cheesy burgers and cheese-flavoured chips. His favourite food is a mango cheesecake. Wake up and smell the cheese, Daily! His most hated food are cucumbers. He thinks the texture is gross. Daily likes spicy and sweet food, but not sour.

All in all, Daily is a sweet and loving guy. He’s kind, smart and funny. He’s sexy but gentle. He’s simply perfection. ( ˘ ³˘)♥


Daily’s Secret Life #2

Daily’s Sock Collection

Daily owns many pairs of socks. They all have interesting patterns on them, like ducks, dogs, peaches and chilli peppers, just to name a few. Some of Daily’s socks are long, while some of them are ankle-length socks. He definitely should buy thigh socks next.

Once, Daily bought socks which he thought had panda patterns on them. At first, his lovely girlfriend simply agreed although she could not see how the patterns could possibly be pandas. In the end, they turned out to be black and white dogs. Sometimes Daily is silly. (;´Д`)

Daily likes to wear socks that correspond to his mood. If he’s feeling a little chilly, some spicy chilli will help him warm up. ( `ω<)☆If he’s feeling peachy, his socks will show that too.


Daily’s Secret Life #1

Daily’s Usual Day

Daily’s day begins very early in the morning. He enjoys having bread for breakfast, but will sometimes crave instant noodles. He eats the bread with egg or with canned tuna. His drinks include chocolate milk or chocolate milk powder.

After breakfast, Daily usually talks to his wonderful girlfriend (me). That’s right, he’s taken! <(`^´)> They spend time chatting until his girlfriend has to go to school.

He then falls asleep. Daily sleeps for an average of six hours a day, which he thinks is enough for someone his age. He is completely wrong and should definitely sleep for more though.

By the time Daily wakes up, his girlfriend has returned home from school. They game together. The games Daily likes to play include: osu!, DOTA2, CS:GO, poker and puzzle games. Usually, Daily gets so absorbed in gaming that he misses out on eating lunch.

After an hour or two playing games, Daily takes a break. He eats dinner which usually consists of chicken and rice, or leftovers from that morning’s breakfast. He takes a shower and then he and his girlfriend have some more fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At this time, Daily’s girlfriend is sleepy. He waits for her to fall asleep before he leaves to play games on his PC. His PC has a very colourful keyboard and mouse, which he adored so much that he used to take the keyboard to sleep with him every night! ( ´_ノ` ) Daily’s girlfriend was definitely not pushed aside!

He continues to game all throughout the night and then his day begins again.

Notice how there was no mention of translating? That’s because Daily doesn’t do any work! (๑′ᴗ′)و ✧